Friday, July 11, 2008

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you

EDITED TO ADD: I'm sorry the link to the original video clip went was a popular and outrageously hilarious clip of a young cat challenging an older one. The younger kitty was standing upright on its haunches, waving its two front paws at the older cat, in a boxing motion. Suddenly the older (and very much larger) cat springs onto the unsuspecting young whippersnapper and bowls it over. The young cat didn't get hurt...just surprised as all get out. 'twas a priceless image of a valuable lesson.

I have a gazillion really important things that I need to do today, but I just can't stop thinking of quips and quotes that would make good captions for this video clip!

Losing an illusion makes you as wise as finding a truth.

A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave one dies but once.

You can't negotiate with the non-negotiable.

Don't believe everything you think.

He who angers you conquers you.

Never appeal to another's 'better nature'. He may not have one.

Facts seldom change what someone wants to believe.

Convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies. --Friedrich Nietzche

If you don't stay on top of things, soon you will be underneath them.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that it won't work. --Thomas A. Edison

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Get Rid of Ticks Without Poisons - Make a Homemade Tick Sweeper

Quick and easy sweepings of the campsite or yard with this homemade gizmo can help put a serious dent into the herd of ticks in your area.

Here's how it works. In order to hitch a ride onto a victim, ticks stand at the ready, usually on the tip of a blade of grass or other vegetation. When dinner on the hoof (you, your pets, livestock, wild animals) pass by, the tick quickly latches on and begins crawling around looking for a suitable place to dine.

You can beat the ticks at their own game with a 'tick sweeper'. If you've never heard of this term before, it's because I just now made it up. It perfectly describes an old handy dandy trick.

Make a white 'flag' out of a sheet and attach it to a stick. No! It's not for surrendering to the ticks with. Never, ever surrender! The idea is to slowly drag a light colored cloth lightly over the vegetation, and if there are any ticks Out There, they will quickly latch onto the cloth, in hopes of a landing a meal. Ha! There, you can clearly see them! At this point you can engage in hand to hand combat. Have handy a tweezers and a small jar of rubbing alcohol. Drop the losers into the alcohol, which will immediately immobilize and kill the ticks. This frees your attention to catching potential escapees on the tick sweeper. Deal with the ticks crawling near the edges of the cloth first, then work your way inward. Work fast, and you should nab them all.

Any size cloth will do, but a 4' x 6' size is just right for me because it floats over the grass better, plus it's easier to reach the crawlies for dispatching. An old sheet will work. An old piece of lightweight flannel cloth is even better. A towel is too heavy and will knock most of the little buggers off of their perches. Because ticks are tiny and dark colored, the drag cloth must be white or light colored, preferably a solid color, not print.

Combat Tip: Ticks can not only sense body heat, but also sense when a shadow is overhead (a meal). This puts the tick into super alert mode, and thus ready and willing to latch onto your sweeper. Wave the 'flag' sweeper over the area once or twice, before dragging the cloth over the grass.

I won't tell you what the neighbors will think...

...just do it. Show them your conquests, share this trick and be a hero in the 'hood.

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